Who cares that the current TV schedules full of crap shows and reruns of Airline from 2006 – it’s the adverts that are the best things on the box at the mo. Take, for example, Jamie Oliver’s ads for his new Channel 4 show, Jamie’s America. Dressing up as not just one but all five of ’70s camp pop “outfit” the Village People, Jamie struts his stuff as a builder, moustachioed policeman, native American Indian, sailor and a cowboy. All at the same time, thanks to the magic of television. But the most exciting thing about this 40-second clip is not the appearance of a whisk, or the sea salt packaged as a mysterious white – and illegal – substance, or a small dog in a miniature leather hat. Nope, it’s only JAMIE OLIVER’S ACTUAL NAKED BUM. Well, actually, it’s not quite. It’s actually the arse of some bloke called Steve from Sheffield because party pooper Jamie refused to get his bottom out for the sake of self-promotion. Tsk. Ah well, a bum’s a bum and it’s still rather nice, even if it doesn’t belong to Jamie.