Choosing which calendar will adorn the wall next to our desk every year is one of our most favourite things to do in January. Let's face it, there isn't much else good about it. But this is certainly one calendar we won't be adding to the shortlist. Sorry Calum. You may have the most beautiful eyes in the world, but those tattoos? And that random woman's leg? And the mere fact that you even have your own calendar? It's just not doing much for us, except maybe making us laugh a little bit. If, unlike us, you like the idea of having Calum and his Best bits up on your kitchen wall all year, then you can go and order one by clicking here. At least we know what we'll do if we get someone we don't like in Secret Santa this year...
Calum calendar. Yes, really