I’m still feeling the effects of a hangover today – and I didn’t even drink last night. I blame Louie Spence who was on beverage duty on my table at the TV Choice Awards. Luckily most other people there were also finding it hard to walk (apart from Kezza Katona who was sipping coffee all evening and looking very blonde). Another celeb who’s hair was looking mightily lighter than normal was Mr Gordon Ramsay who gave me a little wave in the middle of being chatted at by Dr Fox (he of the Magic FM airwaves) – botox, extra white teeth and an uber tan - he’s turning into a right pretty boy. Holly Willoughby was another sunkissed one – she was sitting with her pesky pal Keith Lemon who kept trying to show me his dance moves. She’s such a workaholic she actually had three tables to sit at “I’m on the Celebrity Juice table but I should also be on This Morning’s and Dancing on Ice!” she laughed. Winners of the night included a very shy Lacey Turner, who, in my tradition of following celebs into toilets, let me jump the queue and use the disabled loo after her (I qualified because I couldn’t stand). Every famous male who walked past our table got a raised eyebrow from Louie who then proceeded to tell me about the size of his lunchbox – “I’ve seen them all darling,” he grinned, “Barrowman whips his out all the time.” Apparently Mr Dragon’s Den Peter Jones is doing alright too – but seeing as he’s about 8ft tall I should hope so. In other news I’m gearing up for the most exciting field affair of the year – Bestival on the Isle of Wight this weekend. I’ve just been told Mr Motivator is going to be doing star jumps around the campsite in an effort to get everyone fit in the morning - literally amazing. Check it all out on www.bestival.net. Oh and boys, incase you’re after a present to buy your girlfriend – I’ve just been sent “the essence of pure entertainment” – a perfume called “Buzz” made by none other than those famous parfumiers The Sun newspaper group. It’s described as “a heady blend of the effortless style of Sarah-Jessica Parker, the charisma of Sophia Loren, the intoxicating sass of Beyonce and the girl-next-door charm of Cheryl Cole” – and smells like car air freshener.