We are hugely excited by the return of Snog Marry Avoid (tonight, BBC3, 8pm). Brilliantly we’re getting two for the price of one this evening, and Not just because of set of twins will face POD - there’s also a double bill, which means two episodes to enjoy.
Just think an entire hour of staring agog at your TV screen while you marvel at just how many coats of fake tan it’s possible for one human being to apply. If you’ve seen the show before you’ll know that number seems limitless
Anyway… Twins Chealsey and Paige seem have a case of tanorexia combined with a nasty peroxide addiction and colour blindness. How else could explain that hideous shade of lipstick?
They also don’t seem to understand that they are in fact separate people. “No, we’re the same,” they repeatedly tell POD. Jeez….
We think that SMA is the ultimate in guilty pleasure viewing, but will you tune in tonight?