Rejoice all lovers of Snog Marry Avoid, for the series that strips overly tanned, overly made-up, big haired deludeanoids of all their fakery is back.
Yes, a new batch of make-up loving, orange skinned, scantily clad boys and girls will face the wrath of POD, starting on BBC3 tomorrow night at 8pm.
Of course we’re not just going to tell you about the new series, we’re also going to treat you to a preview, too. Aren’t we kind?
Meet King Scott (not his real name, obvs) who think he’s the king of everything. We particularly love his hair, the all the pouting, and his make-up philosophy, which goes something like you can be hideous but as long as you plaster your face in make up you can hide it. Genius!
Excited that SMA is back? Are you gonna tune in? Goes without saying that we will.