Obviously we’re not talking about Coleen and Wayne – it’s actually two of the lesser-known members of the Rooney clan who’ve faced up to POD.
Natalie and Stephen Rooney are Wayne’s cousins, and if you’ve so far managed to avoid their antics, we’ll simply say they’re not at all adverse to exploiting Wayne’s fame to get attention. We would say they must be a constant source of embarrassment for Col and Wayne, but Wayne seems pretty good at bringing shame on himself - two family members who flash their bits and dress like idiots don't seem to bad.
We have to admit that Natalie and Stephen aren’t actually the worst cases we’ve seen on Snog Marry Avoid (BBC Three, Tuesdays at 8pm) – however judging by the size of boob implants that Natalie is intent on we imagine that if SMA asked her to appear again in a few years time she’d make the top 10.
We can’t wait to see what POD does with this two.