We’re not sure we could want something to happen any more than we do this: Funny man Matt Lucas joining the cast of Eastenders as the younger Mitchell Brother!
Sadly we can’t say that it’s definitely going to happen, but Matt told the Radio Times that if he had his way, it would. “I'd love to play the youngest Mitchell brother in EastEnders,” he said, “but I would have to learn how to talk really quietly and menacingly."
Someone get on the blower to Harry Hill. We’re imagining a Mitchell family reunion.
But, Matt, we’re not sure the Mitchells have a younger brother, we’ve never heard Phil, Grant or mum Peggy mention one. "Failing that, [I'd play] Pat Butcher's long-lost sister Nat, who would obviously also have a penchant for bleached hair, big earrings and leopard print."
Pretty standard, and naturally amazing. How can we make this happen?