It's not rocket science. It's not even a Year 7 science lesson where all you do is pull a plant to bits. The producers of I'm A Celeb... knew that if they bunged a single, attractive girl in the jungle, then Mark Wright would slip over in his own drool in his haste to reach her. And that's exactly what happened. Due to the unplanned departure of Freddie Starr, Aussie model and Richie from 5ive's ex-wife (random, but true) Emily Scott arrived tonight to take his place in camp - much to the delight of a certain Mr Wright.
Looking her up and down as she sauntered in at sunset, Mark exclaimed (in the manner of a perverted Passport scanner), "I saw blonde hair. Then I saw the treasure chest." And yes, by that he means her boobs. Mark wasted no time in getting aquainted with the pretty lady with the hair like a Raggy Doll, eagerly asking if she "liked going out to clubs". Considering the fact that she'd already told him she was a DJ it wasn't the smartest query, but we think his cheeky grin made up for it.
Emily's not the only person Mark's been falling in love with over the past 24 hours. Now that both camps are around one fire, the TOWIE star has formed a new bond with delicious Dougie Poynter, and the pair have been lounging around discussing boobs and farts. Mark also pointed out that Dougie had "almost an eight-pack", which was a nice moment for us because he then lifted up his top... Mark also informed Anthony Cotton that he thinks of him as "like a big brother" and wants them to be "friends for life". This is all very nice, but what about Arg? WHAT ABOUT ARG?!
Aside from Mark's drool and Dougie tight little tum, the other highlight of tonight's show had to be Sinitta's Bush Tucker Trial. The poor lass was blubbing before she even shakily staggered into the Cablecar of Catastrophe. She then proceeded to not be So Macho at all and flap around squealing at closed lids. OK, so some of the lids had creepy-crawlies underneath them, but she is on I'm A Celeb... after all!
What did you think of tonight's show? And do you think Mark will have worked his charm on DJ Emily by this time tomorrow?