Yes, you read that right. A member of The Only Way Is Essex, Sam Faiers to be precise, is writing a memoir. And obviously when we say writing, we mean “writing”.
The book will apparently reveal all sorts about Sam’s life as a TOWIE star, glamour model, owning her own clothes shop, Joey Essex, and her short but sweet fling with Mark Wright – and it’s thought there’ll be lots of exciting disclosures that we won’t see coming.
Sam will also talk about her childhood in the hardback, which will be penned by a separate writer (Sam isn’t even pretending to be writing this, like some other celebs do).
And the news couldn’t come at a better time – because the word on the street is Sam is one of five TOWIE cast members who will be ditched from the new series of the show. According to a blabbermouth insider, Maria Fowler, Harry Derbridge, Lauren Pope and Kirk Norcross will be leaving the programme – the former three because they’ve been pushed out and Kirk because he fancies his chances as the next Gavin Henson in The Bachelor.
Obviously, we’re pretty sad to see some of our favourites go (who doesn’t love cousin Harry), but we’re hoping this book will give us so much dirty gossip, it’ll all be worth it. So, Sam, if you’re reading this, for goodness sake spill all the details about what Mark was really like as a boyfriend please. We bet he had a right old kinky side that we haven’t yet heard about…