We've had a crafty glance at tonight's The Only Way Is Essex - expect some chat about Arg's nipples, Joey having a strum and the unveiling of Ricky's mystery texter!
Arg's nipple agony!
At the time of writing, we're not sure if James 'Arg' Argent has managed to cross the finish line at the marathon, but our thoughts go out to his nipples, which he says were getting cut during training. I
n tonight's episode he reveals that his nipples are getting sliced and diced through all the friction when he trains. He tells Cara and Billi: "If I'm getting cut nipples running up and down my road, what is it going to be like when I run 26.2 miles?"
Billi then says that Arg is lucky not to have to run about with two massive boobs weighing him down. Well, lady-boobs at least.
Joey gets plucky!
Elsewhere, that Joey Essex shows he's a man of many talents. As well as delivering some of the funniest one-liners on the show, he's a good hand at the guitar! Him and footballer Tom Kilbey have a jam session and it's really the cutest thing ever.
Lauren tells Tom P: "of course I fancy you"
Earlier on in the episode, Lauren Goodger tells Tom P that she thinks Ricky "is a lovely boy but he's just not fanciable", to which Tom flintily responds: "Am I fanciable?" Once Lauren's contained the giggles, she says "Of course you are". The pair, who are at the pub with Joey, Diags, Chloe and Georgina, decide to go on a one on one date next time, after Tom P boldly asks Lauren on a date.
Gemma's Kaftan party
Gemma holds a Kaftan party to launch her range of…yep, you guess it, kaftans! She's designed them for the larger ladies who want to feel fabulous despite eating two packets of biscuits… the kaftans are suitable for everywhere, from Monte Carlo to Brentwood High Street!
Ricky's mystery texter revealed!
Ricky's mystery texter is the talk of Essex, and things come to a head at Gemma's kaftan party. We won't spoil it for you, but let's just say that whoever's been sending Ricky those "wink wink, nudge nudge" texts gets found out...
The Only Way Is Essex, tonight at 10pm on ITV2