At 9.55pm tonight a darkness will come over this land and an eerie scream will rise up from a thousand hundred hysterical mouths because oh my gosh exciting Justin Bieber is going to be on The Jonathan Ross Show!
Bieber will join The Killers, Liam Neeson and Clare Balding on the show, as they all take it in turns to be talked at by Jonathan Ross.
But who cares about those nobodies, seriously. Shut up, The Killers. Pipe it, Neeson. Balding gets a free pass because she's lovely but it really would be great if she kept it to less than five minutes and didn't mention horses. Because tonight is really all about the Biebs.
The teen heart throb talks about what it's like to be… well, a teen heart throb, peppered with talk about his future and a grilling from Wossy over his love life.
"I love being young and being in the spotlight but I want to be taken serious as an artist, be known for my music and not necessarily known for a flick of my hair," he says, presumably while at the same time trying really hard not to flick his hair.
And Biebs admits that much as he enjoys having thousands of people screaming at him every single second of every day, he'd also quite like to have a go at this 'being normal' lark that we all do.
"Sometimes I'd like to just go out and not have to call security," he says.
We like this idea. We want to see more paparazzi snaps ofJustin, in a fake beard and sunglasses, grappling with a parking ticket machine. Justin in gold teeth and a trucker's cap trying to pay for his weekly big shop using just his Nectar card. Justin trying to figure out with a pen and paper whether he's been stiffed on the Council Tax this year. Trust us, Justin: normal life isn't all it's cracked up to be. Stick to the screaming girls.
The Jonathan Ross Show, 9.55pm on Saturday September 15th on ITV1