There are some celebrities in Africa, right now, just paddling down the Zambezi, just tackling ants. “We’ll bake a lovely cake for Comic Relief!” said every single contestant on the Great British Bake Off. “Ah, we’ll… uh… I guess we’ll all travel thousands of miles down a river in Africa?” said Melanie C, Phillips Idowu, Dara O’Briain, Chelsee Healey, Greg James and Jack Dee, in eerie unison. “Yeah, I guess we can do that instead of baking a cake in a tent.” Welcome to Day 3 of ‘the short end of the stick’, people.
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