Us too! All week long we have been showing you borderline pornographic highly artistic footage of various French rugby players as they parade around in the all-together whilst shooing a nudie calendar. Why, oh why, oh WHY can't our England team drop the stiff upper lip, take a leaf out of the Frenchies book and do a nude calender/photoshoot too? In our perverted humble opinion, the hottest guys we'd like to see sans clothing are Jonny Wilkinson and Olly Barkley (but tell us if you disagree) and we're going to make it our mission to get them to pose in the nude especially for heatworld. All you have to do is sign our petition here then forward it to your friends, your colleagues, the whole street, everyone in the world, God, martians, Lord Lucan galloping past on Shergar... Oh, and that really angry woman on the Lawyers For You advert. We're talking about a revolution people – let's make this happen!!
Oh, and in case you missed our earlier footage of those naked French rugby boys, there's a little reminder below...
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