Oo-er, missus
Wednesday lunchtime suddenly got a whole lot more interesting when two gentlemen wearing nothing but extremely skimpy aprons turned up to deliver us our lunch. The men in question, who were delivering Domino’s new ciabatta base pizzas (someone give that PR company an award), were set upon by a gang of hysterical heat staff, hungry for maybe a little more than their thick slices. One hysterical blonde was even heard to ask a boy in the buff whether he had come in the lift…
PS Please spare a moment for our poor traumatised fashion ladies Jo and Ellie (who’s a mother you know...), who were forced to have their picture taken with the boys.