There's many reasons why we're a bit obsessed with Wayne Rooney's stag-do this week in Ibiza. The matching T-shirts, the fact Wayne and all his mates look indentical, and our new favourite saying "Let's get spangled" (which is what Wayne was overheard saying on his first night out there). But this picture has to be the best thing yet: Wayne and co, on a boat, having a few beers... with one of them wearing a thong. The friend, who's identity remains unknown, was spotted nonchalantly sitting on the side of the boat, while the rest of them are dressed in normal "lads" get-up of shorts and T-shirt. We just love the idea that Kev or whatever he's called, packed his thong thinking that's what footballers wear on holiday to impress the ladies. Oh Kev – how sorry you must be now...
This is hilarious!