So, there we were, mooching around Leicester Square last night, when we saw the most beautiful display of authentic mahogany furniture set up, just by the side of the road. We were looking around for the market trader in question, keen to ask him if he’d throw in the pretty white and gold tablecloth for free when we realised that the lump of varnished wood in question was actually Danielle Lloyd. Her tan at last night’s Hancock premiere was so bright, it managed to outshine the red carpet – and she’s clearly playing up to the whole bronzed goddess thing by trying to dress all glamorously Grecian. Unfortunately, she just looks silly, don’t you think?
Who's looks radioactive?