O.M.F.G! Where the HELL do we start with this? First of all, WHY? Secondly, HOW did she discover this "talent", and lastly, OUCCCCHHHH! Smashing cans and bits of wood with your boobs is just WRONG. In this – we'd say hilarious, but it's actually not – clip, self-named Busty Heart shows off her funbags to the judges of America's Got Talent, and even Piers has lost the power of speech. Just look at Sharon's face! It's not often that she has nothing to say. The Hoff, on the other hand, is acting like Christmas has come early, telling the 88-inch chest (yes, you read that right) contestant, "If you were on Baywatch, we would have lasted another 11 years!" Busty, who is a former exotic dancer, managed to crush six drink cans and two planks of wood before being booted off by the judges. The 47-year-old's act was deemed "too shocking" for US audiences – and frankly we can see why. Still, we can't help but be a little bit impressed. How on earth does she keep smiling when she must have the worst back ache, like, EVER? We're just praying that Jodie Marsh doesn't see this and get ideas...
You won't BELIEVE this...