heatworld didn’t think Jodie Marsh could possibly outdo herself in the hideous outfits stakes (see the belts-worn-as-nipple-covers outfit circa 2004 and then last week’s monstrosity), but this ensemble makes any fashion faux pas of the past seem rather, er, chic. Almost predictable in a Jodie Marsh Outfit Checklist kinda way from the front (cleavage on show? Tick. Belly button exposure? Tick. Crotch-skimming hemline? Tick), all pales into comparison when Ms Marsh turns around. OMG. OMG. Not what we wanted to be faced with first thing on Monday morning, admittedly, but heatworld just couldn’t stop staring at Jodie’s back. Oh dear. Yes, she may have wanted to show off her quite special array of tats (including that lovely devil tail thing emerging from her bottom she got as a bet for a magazine…), but having a piece of material covering just half of her bum crack is just plain frightening. You gotta give the girl credit though for knowing how to get herself noticed!
This is truly rank...