heatworld loves nothing more than a good old giggle in the morning – but we think we'll be giggling about this story for the rest of the month! Heather Mills’ publicist, Michele Elyzabeth, has sensationally QUIT her job after representing the campaigner for over four years. Michele has been quoting as saying...just wait for this...that, "Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person." Tee hee. "Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me 'stupid'. I reminded her that she was not ‘God’ and she answered, ‘I will never ever talk to you again’." Tee hee hee hee. She goes on to say, "I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts. On reflection, and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British Press has reported about her.” Pure. Genius. And we thought Heather Mills was such a calm and reasonable human being *coughs up Bran Flakes* If we were Michele, though, we'd be keeping a cautious eye out – she doesn't want to end up getting a soaking like the last woman who dared to cross Heather's path.
You've GOT to read this!!