Heather Mills has a gagging order to stop her writing an autobiography about her time with Paul McCartney… but she thinks she’s found a way around it. Instead, Heather is writing a novel about a model who marries a rock star – but it’s being touted around as a work of fiction – and she wants £1million for it! Er, wasn’t that £24.3million settlement enough for her?! “Heather has written the treatment for a novel about a model and campaigner who marries the most famous rock star in the world,” says a friend of the, er, what is she now? “It's a rags-to-riches tale taking in her tough childhood, how she struggled to make it as a model and then how this famous rock star met her at an awards ceremony and how they fell in love. The rock star's first wife had passed away and his children can never get over that fact, so they gang up against the model, who they see as moneygrabbing and an opportunist. The pair start rowing and the fights often end violently. The rock star is painted as a deeply flawed character whose mind has been warped by years of being treated like a god. He finds solace in drinking and smoking cannabis which gives him mood swings.” Blimey, the woman is shameless, isn’t she?!
This is just incredible...