Ooh, boys who spit are grubby things, aren’t they? Wayne Rooney was cautioned by police last night after admitting to spitting at a photographer back in July. Wayne could have been jailed for common assault over the incident, which took place outside a swanky London restaurant. He initially arrived at Holborn police station yesterday morning but was turned away as he had not written a letter of apology – but he returned in the evening with a grovelling note for the snapper in question. Oh, we so wish we could read it...
Rooney sorry for spitting