Now, call us cynical, but we have a feeling the girl at the centre of the Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross prank phone-call scandal has been enjoying all the attention a teensy-weensy bit. She’s been splashed across the tabloids every day for the past week, happily revealing the details about her night of passion with Russell. But if Georgina Baillie was hoping all the attention would help her career, she’s wrong wrong wrong. This weekend she performed in Swansea with her dance troupe The Satanic Sluts – and only 30 people turned up. Georgina, going by her stage name Voluptua, even turned up at the Vice Rock club in a chauffeur-driven car for the 12.30am performance – but nobody was impressed. “At that time of night, with women dressed like that, I’d have expected whooping and cheering,” says one audience member. “But it was a bit tame and nobody clapped. It was a long way to come and dance for 10 minutes. It was a flop.” We somehow sense that two former Radio 2 DJs might secretly be quite pleased about this, don’t you?
Satanic Sluts show a flop