The most fun part of the year is over, we can’t do up our jeans, there’s an ominous letter from Nat West on the doormat and this morning it took us three weeks to get to work because of the disgusting weather. Still, we can take some comfort and a sense of camaraderie from the knowledge that this is life in January for most people… most people, that is, except the very rich and very famous. Every celeb and his dog (and personal trainer and chef and masseuse and discarded toenail collector…) are currently on sickening, sun-drenched holidays in places we can’t even pronounce, let alone afford to visit. Feast your bitter eyes on our gallery of stars who are currently looking fabulous in bikinis (er, and Donatella Versace…). It might be cruel of us to inflict this on you, but if we have to sift through these pictures when we’ve got no feeling in our fingers, then we’re bloody well going to share them with you. Still, we don’t suppose Celebrity Big Brother is being aired in the Caribbean now, is it? What’s that, they’ve got private villas with seven zillion TV channels too? Damn.
Jealous? Us?