The only thing worse than Z-list celebs who will do anything for a whiff of publicity (yes Chanelle, we do mean you), is when members of celebs' families – who aren't even ruddy famous – do absolutely anything for a whiff of publicity. Now, Wayne Rooney's cousin Natalie is no stranger to the spotlight, after famously flashing her bits at Coleen's 21st birthday bash, but this is the first time we've encountered a flash from her cross-dressing brother. The... ahem, let's call them desperate, pair got their nipples out for the cameras as they left a party in London's Soho last night and, as much as we are curling our toes in mortification, we simply had to show you the pictures. One fellow clubber said of the pair, "This is possibly the saddest thing I’ve ever seen." We couldn't have put it better ourselves...
Utterly grossWrong. Just wrong