Just when you think some kindly samaritan might have done the decent thing and Sellotaped up her gob for good, Heather Mills comes back and reminds us all of how prone she is to saying really, really annoying things. Because, even when she’s trying to be all modest and self-deprecating, she comes across so, so badly. Take this example from a new interview she’s just done in New York, where she now lives. “I've got so many stunning girlfriends who can't get a boyfriend,” she says. “But when I go out here, I get asked out all the time, and my girlfriends – who are better looking than me – say, 'How the hell does that happen?!' Maybe it's because I'm comfortable with myself.” Er, yeah, maybe… or maybe it’s because her divorce settlement could single-handedly solve the global economic crisis. Just a thought.
Why won't she stop?!