We know people (mainly men) can get a bit silly when it comes to football. Listening to a pub table full of football-loving blokes having a chat about "the beautiful game" can be as baffling as trying to work out the lyrics to Scatman. Anyway, one person clearly takes their dislike of footballer Cristiano Ronaldo very seriously, because they've hired a wizard to curse him. Yes, as absolutely bat-excrement crazy as that sounds, Real Madrid have confirmed that they've received a letter warning them that the curse has been passed. Apparently someone "personally acquainted" with Ronaldo has paid for a spell that will injure him. Yikes! Unsurprisingly, the team have said they're not concerned about the threat and Ronaldo remains in good health. Phew, we were worried there for a minute *coughNOTREALLYcough*
PS That wizard is not the wizard from the story, he's just a random wizard.
Wizard curses Ronaldo. Really!