Some people just seem to have a knack for getting themselves into amusing scenarios when there's a camera around, and we'd say MP Lembit Opik's in the running for a gold medal at this. Who could EVER forget those pictures of him on holiday with his Cheeky Girl ex, for example? Last night Lemsip Icepick, as we fondly refer to him here at heatworld, excelled again when he posed for this photo with busty model Katie Green. The pair were at a party celebrating Durex's 80th birthday, which also saw such "stars" such as Michelle Heaton and Raef from The Apprentice in attendance. There's just something so wrong with the mildly excited look on Lembit's face as he clutches that Durex Play goodie bag. You can just tell what's going through his mind, and we bet it's got nothing to do with politics... Urgh. We've now got some seriously grim images going through our minds. And we thought looking at a photo of Charley’s tits was bad...
Lembit makes us shudder