This makes us feel weird
We often assume models have easy and glamorous lives, what with all those parties and free designer togs – but this picture has made us change our minds. Not only that, but this picture has also made us feel all wrong inside, like when you drink gone-off milk. We don't have anything against sloths – except that they are hairy with bird-like faces, massive claws and they're known to be covered in lice – but we just don't understand why you would cuddle one. Naked. This snap was taken for the new Pirelli calendar, which also features celebs such as Lily Cole and Daisy Lowe posing with their bits out. We're sure it's all very high-art and clever, but we don't like it. We'd feel weird picking up our own dog for a naked cuddle, let alone a clawed jungle creature. Are you as disturbed by this as we are, or will you be snapping up a Pirelli calendar for your kitchen wall?