When we saw that Bex from Big Brother had actually gone ahead with her promise to tattoo "Jedward" onto her bottom, we were pretty shocked – and maybe a tiny bit impressed, if we're honest – but this fella has just taken embarrassing celebrity bum tattoos to a whole new level. Welshman Blane Dickinson is now the proud owner of a Simon Cowell face tattoo on his derriere, after he lost a bet with pals. We're not sure what's most disturbing; the fact that it's on his bum, the actual bum itself with comedy boxers pulled to one side, or the scary, scrunched-up caricature of Cowell. All in all, the whole thing makes us feel a bit queasy, and not at all impressed. He also has "I love Edward" tattooed next to it, but we're not sure if that refers to Jedward, or if he lost another bet some time ago... Not that you would, but if you had to get a celeb's face tattooed on your behind, who would it be and why? Tell us using the power of Twitter, you lovely lot.