Rejoice, for you have spoken.
We’ve sifted through your – frankly shocking – entries for our annual Weird Crush competition, and compiled a shortlist of the ‘unique’ hotties who have all tickled your fancy this year.
So, who's sent twinges to that murky bad place you should definitely keep hidden?
Jog on R-Pattz and Efron, we’re talking Shane Ritchie and Kevin McCloud. Do you love waking up to Chris Moyles each morning, or prefer the thinking woman’s totty, David Mitchell? Maybe watching Greg and John draping themselves over the Masterchef kitchen makes you weak at the knees?
The Top Gear boys and Derren Brown have all been crowned Weird Crush winners in the past, but you can submit your vote for this year's winner from the shortlist below by Friday 29 October.
We'll be keeping the results a secret, and revealing the winner in a special issue of heat magazine soon