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Sick of Valentine’s Day? These celebrity dating disasters should cheer you up

Posted by 14 February 2011 12:20

Sick of Valentine’s Day? These celebrity dating disasters should cheer you up

Not everyone’s a fan of the lovey-dovey hearts and flowers of Valentine's Day. If you’re left feeling nauseous by all the smoochy soppiness associated with what’s supposed to be the most romantic day of year, here’s a little something that should cheer you up: celebrities dishing the dirt on their most embarrassing dating disasters.
 
Olly Murs proves that when it comes to dating, planning is everything:
 
"The worst thing that happened to me on Valentines day was a few years ago in Essex - I'd arranged to meet a girl for a date at a restaurant (one of a chain) and we both went to different ones in town! I think we both thought we'd been stood up!"

Rapper Example explains why it’s never a good idea of be a big show-off:
 
“I went on a date to Nando’s and opted for Extra Hot. I had to grab a handful of ice-cubes to cool my lips and then one got stuck! I was so embarrassed and it really hurt – true story, it was when I was at Uni in Staines!”
 
Chris Fountain has also been struck by the curse of the show-off:
 
“It was my second date with my current girlfriend in a restaurant showing off in front of her when as I ordered, I somehow managed to knock a load of plates on the floor – some of which landed on my date. The whole restaurant stopped and turned to look at me and my very embarrassed/injured date!”
 
If you ever find yourself on a date with Rick Edwards, whatever you don’t see a chick flick:
 
“I was set up to go on a date with a friend of a friend. She was fairly attractive (good); we agreed to go to the cinema (good); she wanted to see Moulin Rouge (bad). I sat through this godawful film, silently fuming, whilst she was clearly enraptured. With about ten minutes to go I broke and started sighing loudly/muttering darkly/generally behaving badly. When we came out of the cinema she asked if I had not enjoyed it. I asked what had given her that idea. She suggested we go for a drink. I refused on the basis that I didn’t want to spend time with someone who genuinely thought Moulin Rouge was ‘brilliant’. We shared an uncomfortable ride down the tube escalator and then I never saw the girl again.”
 
If you think you can top these dating disasters we’d love to hear all about it - make us laugh in the comments box below...

 Check out the Nando’s blog at www.nandosblog.co.uk  where  you could be in with a chance of winning a spicy Anaotomicals lip balm and a £25.00 gift card!

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12 Comments

  • MuddyFunster

    14 February 2011 21:13

    HW if you want a good laugh like you said just read through your articles on this site. The grammer and spelling and stuff is so bad it's hilarious, in fact it's not even hilarious, it's just getting on everyone's tits now. Stop it already.

    MuddyFunster

  • uclcasm

    14 February 2011 19:21

    really boring

    uclcasm

  • tuesdayisheatday

    14 February 2011 18:38

    oh and rick edwards makes himself sound like a right prick.

    tuesdayisheatday

  • tuesdayisheatday

    14 February 2011 18:37

    those stories are boring.

    tuesdayisheatday

  • BusyIzzy

    14 February 2011 16:31

    mummylonglegs2 he presents (ironically) a show called 'tool acedemy'

    BusyIzzy

  • Mummylonglegs2

    14 February 2011 16:18

    Who IS Rick Edwards anyway?? What a wally.

    Mummylonglegs2

  • BusyIzzy

    14 February 2011 14:40

    i'm sure the date of rick edwards thought he was a complete tool, ha maybe he should go on his own show. i sure there would be some equally crap film he liked that she didnt!!! TOOL!!!

    BusyIzzy

  • __JB__

    14 February 2011 14:39

    Christ, Rick Edwards has just ensured he won't be getting laid any time soon!

    __JB__

  • Tinkerblast

    14 February 2011 14:38

    I wonder if the chain restaurant Olly Murs didn't end up meeting his date at, was a Nando's by any chance? Just a thought...

    Tinkerblast

  • Sar80

    14 February 2011 13:35

    OMG Rick Edwards is such a dick! Someone's taste in films is not a deal breaker on a first date, that's one uncompromising tool! Ps. I did the same thing as Olly in Manchester there are two Slug & Lettuce's - who knew!

    Sar80

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