If you open heat magazine this week, you'll find an interview with Frankie Cocozza and Kirk Norcorss. These two are now living together in Kirk's dad's shed after striking up a 
bromance in the Celebrity Big Brother house.
Now they are free from the cameras, it's time to find out what sort of sordid nonsense they have got up to since leaving the house.
It didn't take long to find out – Frankie turned up to the interview looking like he'd spent the night sucking the spilt vodka out from a club's garish carpet before, wrapping a stray dog around his head. This was due to the fact he spent the night before with a "fan", who no doubt now feels worthy, virtuous and a carries an air of value.
"Krankie", or "Frik" may be "smashing" (their words, not mine) more than the Greeks right now, but they're looking for something more. That's right, girls, don your best frocks and perm those locks, because they are looking for full-time girlfriends. You might need to wait a few more hours for Frankie, though, as was he wants to make his 93 conquests into 100 before he selects that "special girl".
Anyway, watch the interview and let me know what you think of these two self-appointed Casanovas.
Enjoy,
heatgeek.
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