A discovery so huge that there's no headline that could justify it.

Posted by heatgeek on 13 July 2012 11:15 Comments

Some people are saying that it's the biggest discovery of the 21st century: after 50 years of searching - scientists have finally located the Higgs-boson particle - commonly known as the "God Particle". But the people saying these things clearly haven't bothered to go to heatworld today and read this article. Idiots.

That's right – today at heat towers we discovered something that has cast the God Particle theory into a whole world of whatever.

The discovery came in the form of a humble e-mail that was sent to us today and went like this…. You might want to sit down for this...

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From: -------@------pr.com [mailto:------@--------pr.com]
Sent: 13 July 2012 10:03
Subject: CELEBRITY SPOTTED: Jessica Wright & Ricky Rayment from TOWIE at Carom, Soho

Jessica Wright and Ricky Rayment from TOWIE enjoyed an Indian meal and sipped on Dutch Cooler and X-Tini Cocktails.

What they ate:
To start:
Dakshin Prawns (Jessica's favourite)
Chicken Satay
Scallops (Ricky usually is a fussy eater and doesn't eat seafood but loved the scallops)
For mains: Chicken Malai Tikka
Chicken Masala
Kadai Paneer
Pudhina Aloo
Keema Naan
Pilau Rice

What they drunk:
Dutch Cooler Cocktails: Ketel One Vodka, Honey, Sailor Jerry, Triple Sec, & Apple Juice
X-Tini Cocktails: Ketel One Vodka, Fresh Watermelon Chunks, Passion Fruit and Crème de Framboise

Jessica and Ricky chatted with Executive Chef Balaji Balachander to compliment him on his food and Pradeep Solanki, Restaurant Manager and then headed downstairs to enjoy some salsa music.

For more information please contact:

Cxxxxx Bxxxxx

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So now you've seen the varied foodstuffs that have filtered though the gastrointestinal tracts of two carbon-based mammals, you may feel a numb sensation in your mind. But do not be afraid, that is probabily you just achieving deep enlightenment.

Now run to the rooftops, tell the world what you've just discovred and don't forget to mention how "Ricky usually is a fussy eater and doesn't eat seafood but loved the scallops"