Tell you what - if you're a man getting married in the near future, you'll be thanking your lucky stars this bride to be isn't your other half.
Georgina is getting married to Simon in August - and she wants the whole world to know about it. She'll be updating us on her wonderfully super marvellous wedding plans via her wonderfully super marvellous blog. We'll bring you the next installment very soon.
This week Georgina heads over to her wedding venue to check on progress with her specially built moat.
Before you consider finding Simon and saving him from his life sentence, we think it's best to tell you Georgina isn't real - she's just the work of comedienne Anna Morris.
Follow Georgina on Twitter to hear more about her spiffing centre pieces and wedding favours.