Oh Boris.
Mayor of London Boris Johnson thought it was a good idea to zip wiring across Victoria Park during London 2012 Olympic celebrations earlier today.
Turns out it wasn't.
Bozza had to be pulled the rest of the way by teams on the ground after he got stuck half way along the wire.
He was heard shouting: "Get me a rope, get me a ladder."
He added: "I think the brakes got stuck."
Yeah, it might have been the brakes, or maybe it was the universe's way of telling you to stop zip wiring your way around town...