REMINDER: it's technically Hallowe'en tonight. You know, howling spirits from beyond our plain wandering the planet, lost and haunted? Spectral energies unknown swirling ever closer, their time on Earth cut short, their business left unbidden? Is none of this ringing any bells? Oh, alright then: getting drunk on jelly shots and shouting your dinner out into a pumpkin.
But if you're anything like us, you're still picking zombie facepaint out of your hair after a premature Hallowe'en party this Saturday gone. So what to do this Wednesday night? Beyond getting crazy comfortable underneath a Snuggie and finishing off the last of your Hallowe'en candy. Beyond that.

Win
Well, guess what. Guess what. You'll never guess, so we'll help you: West End musical Wicked is set to relaunch this week with a brand new cast, as the London production celebrates seven years of singing, dancing, and generally filling out the Apollo Theatre for 2,500 or so straight shows.
So, here are your options: either you spend the evening hiding on the floor with the lights off when trick or treaters turn up, or, you can win tickets to see the latest iteration of Wicked. Which sounds like a better way to spend an evening? Do not answer that question. Don't even think about it.

Competition
Instead, check out our Character Quiz, where you can see which of the three main players is most like you. Then, go on Facebook, and check out what everyone who has already seen the musical is saying about it. Finally, click here and scroll to the bottom of the page to enter our competition and for the chance to win tickets for you and your friends. We just saved your Hallowe'en. Thank us later.