"Nothin' wrong with bein' a little gay. Everybody's a little gay."
She's got a point...
"You think you're all that and a pack of crackers. But you're not!"
We're not even sure what that means. But it still hurts.
"The other girls must be crazy if they think they're gonna beat me - Honey Boo Boo Child."
We haven't seen the other girls, but Honey Boo Boo's probably right.
"I like to get in the mud because I like to get dirty like a pig."
It sure beats bobbin' for pig's feet...
Being awesome is tiring, you know.