You might think Twitter is just a fun tool with which you can send pictures of your lunch to the Internet or learn about Vanessa from The Saturdays' dog doing twosies into her jean leggings, but you'd be wrong. Well, a bit wrong. You'd be half wrong.
Because through a sophisticated system of pulleys and ghosts unseen, you can turn Twitter into shoes. Yes, shoes: United Nude shoes, the kind that retail for £185 and are just screaming out in a weak little voice that says "wear me to your Christmas party". The kind that Nicki Minaj wears in her latest video, that look more like pieces of architecture than actual shoes.
Here's how you go about getting said skyscraper heels: go to Twitter. Follow @heatworld. Retweet any mention of United Nude shoes. Wait an hour. Probably win those shoes. We'll DM you asking for your shoe size and e-mail address, and those secretsales folks will do the rest. That's ALL YOU HAVE TO DO.
If, somehow, the above system does not work out for you, don't worry – secretsales are offering United Nude heels at an exclusive price for a limited time only. So get on over there and check them out.