In the future – we’re talking in about two, maybe three months – heatworld will no longer write about the likes of Lindsay Lohan, Rihanna and One Direction, because the only celebrities that will matter will be Internet cats. Seriously: We follow more cats and hedgehogs on Instagram than we do humans. We have a problem. We have a very real problem.
Behold, then, this particular Internet cat: Colonel Meow. Look how mad he is! Look how relentlessly furry he is! Enjoy his superb pun of a name! He has over 100,000 fans on Facebook. You are gazing at the future of celebrities. You are gazing at a cat.
Here is a preview of the headlines we will run on heatworld on about February 1st, 2013: “Colonel Meow spotted collapsing out of a night club!”, “Tard the Grumpy Cat having an affair with backing dancer?” and “Tiny kitten wearing a hat has fight with its own MOTHER”. Don’t say we didn’t warn you. Don’t pretend you’re not excited.
Source: colonelmeow / Instagram