Hey, amateurs, gather around – Alan Carr is here to school you on the proper way to pull a cracker. Yes, unfortunate and terrible news: you’ve been pulling crackers all wrong for your entire life. What it turns out you are meant to do is pull the cracker so hard you end up throwing the prizes buried within at your own face, before making a very rude joke at the expense of our style writer. That’s how Alan Carr does it, anyway. Learn from him. Be inspired by him. Don’t make the same joke to your Nan over Christmas.