Everybody loves Strictly winner Louis Smith, especially the heatworld web editorial team. We love him so much that when the magazine handed us a fat stack of signed Louis Smith calendars, we scuttled away with them and hid in the server room, mooning over them like Gollum in The Hobbit. You, heatworld reader, you are our Bilbo. You want to steal the precious from us. Actually, wait, no. That's not what happened.
So, uh, yes, admission time: many of you have been trying to enter this competition as printed in the mag this week, but then Christmas happened and we forgot to put it live. If you have been tweeting, Facebooking or just shouting at your newsagent in frustration, we apologise. We are festively sorry. Anyway, answer the question below by the end of the year and we'll pick a handful of winners in January.
(Oh and, ahem: clue.)