101 Justin Theroux – Dark; enigmatic; Mr Aniston
100 Tre Holloway – Fit dancer, gets to see Cheryl Cole naked
99 Rupert Friend – Posh and intense, and now in Homeland!
98 Russell Tovey – This man has lovely ears
97 Jay-Z – Hip-hop mogul and genuinely lovely man
96 Thom Evans – Mr Kelly Brook and former rugby star
95 Labrinth – The artist formerly known as Tim McKenzie
94 Rick Edwards – Very tall, very clever, very funny
93 Jeremy Irvine – War Horse actor. Good with horses
92 John Whaite – The Great British Bake Off’s hottest-ever winner
91 Alan Leech – Downton Abbey’s Branson, knows his way round a classic motor
90 Damian Lewis – Ambiguous in Homeland, unambiguously hot in real life
89 Andrew Lincoln – The Walking Dead’s chief zombie killer
88 Dan Stevens – Downton’s hunkest bit of posh. Till his character died
87 Marvin Humes – The tallest member of JLS. Fact
86 Drake – His real name’s Aubrey. Did that cost him any votes?
85 David Gandy – Began his modelling career on This Morning
84 Greg Rutherford – He visited the heat office and we loved him
83 Ryan Phillippe – one-time Mr Reese Witherspoon
82 Tinie Tempah – Why “Tinie Tempah”? Because Patrick Okogwu isn’t as catchy
81 Eddie Redmayne – He went to Eton with Prince William, you know
80 Ryan Thomas – Coronation Street’s sexiest builder. Take that, Owen!
79 Idris Elba – Him from The Wire and Luther
78 James Corden – Lovely James’ middle name is Kimberly
77 Jake Johnson – The normal one from New Girl
76 Josh Bowman – He’s very hot indeed in Revenge
75 Chris O’Dowd – From The IT Crowd to Bridesmaids – tomorrow the world!
74 Paul Walker – Wonder if he’s fast and furious in real life?
73 Scott Maslen – EastEnders’ Jack Branning has the second-best ears on this list
72 Oscar Pistorius – The fastest man on no legs, as they say
71 Javier Bardem – Not at his sexiest in Skyfall, we have to admit
70 Jamie Laing – Made In Chelsea’s dashing confectioner
69 Matt Smith – Not just sexy, but a Timelord too
68 Kellan Lutz – Sexiest vampire ever. (Well, third-sexiest on this list)
67 Shia LaBeouf – The man who would be Indiana Jones (if they let him)
66 Reggie Yates – Not just for kids TV
65 Russell Brand – sexy, funny, and great at yoga
64 Bradley James – His King Arthur in Merlin turned us all royalist
63 Henry Cavill – He’s the new Superman. And he is super
62 Aston Merrygold – The highest-ranked member of JLS
61 Michael Fassbender – Fit, fit fit, and often naked
60 Matthew McConaughey – We never tire of shirtless Matthew
59 Barack Obama – Probably the most powerful man on the list (after Harry Styles)
58 Lewis Hamilton – Been around the track a few times, eh, eh?
57 Robert Sheehan – The former Misfits star gives good eyebrow
56 Daniel Radcliffe – Show us your magic wand, etc
55 Mark Wahlberg – Used to be in a band called The Funky Bunch. Never mind
54 Chris Fountain – Corrie’s hottest mechanic (sorry Tyrone)
53 Max George – No wonder they’re called The Wanted, right girls?
52 James Franco – He acts, writes, teaches and twinkles
51 Chris Evans – The actor not the DJ
50 Ed Westwick – Well done Stevenage for producing Ed
49 Professor Green – Not a real professor, nor really green
48 Douglas Booth – Round here we just call him Hot Lips
47 Alexander Skarsgård – We want to call him a great Dane. But he’s Swedish
46 Greg James – Radio 1’s sexy boy
45 Andrew Garfield – Good enough for Emma Stone, good enough for us
44 Chace Crawford – Hopefully he and Ed Westwick will fight over this on Gossip Girl
43 Danny Mac – Absurdly good-looking even by Hollyoaks standards
42 Ashton Kutcher – Two And A Half Men? At the least…
41 Jack Whitehall – Funny, beardy, posh
40 Colin Farrell – Ooh, we love a reformed hellraiser
39 David Witts – EastEnders’ Joey Branning is well lush
38 Joseph Gordon-Levitt – Please let him be the new Batman
37 Artem Chigvintsev – Strictly’s hottest dancer
36 Justin Timberlake – He brought sexy back. Thanks, Justin!
35 Adam Levine – Tattooed Maroon 5 crooner. Ooh…
34 Mark Wright – We can see what Michelle Keegan sees in him
33 Leonardo DiCaprio – Oh Leo, we’d still be Rose to your Jack
32 Chris Hemsworth – Hemsworth The Elder
31 Liam Hemsworth – Hemsworth The Younger
30 Hugh Jackman – Still got it, Wolverine
29 Dermot O’Leary – It’s the dancing that gets us
28 Brad Pitt – Fit, even at nearly 50
27 Louis Smith – He’s got three Olympic medals and an MBE. How about you?
26 Jake Gyllenhaal – Even with the beard, we would
25 Harry Judd – Harry, you so McFly
24 Prince Harry – His Royal Hotness
23 George Clooney – So what if he’s our dad’s age?
22 James Arthur – Definitely got the X factor
21 Robert Pattinson – How could anyone cheat on that?
20 Dougie Poynter – Not just a popstar, he’s King Of The Jungle
19 Justin Bieber – It’s okay, he’s old enough
18 Ian Somerhalder – The Vampire Diaries star is welcome to bite us
17 Tom Hardy – We fancied him even in his Dark Knight Rises face mask
16 Ryan Reynolds – There is only one Ryan sexier
15 Nicky Byrne – Shows what a bit of cha-cha-cha can do for you
14 Louis Tomlinson – The quiet one out of One Direction
13 Daniel Craig – Skydives with Her Maj
12 Bradley Cooper – He can join our A-Team any day
11 Gary Barlow – Let’s hope he’s back for good
“Money doesn’t buy you happiness,” Johnny once said. “But it buys you a big enough yacht to sail right up to it.” He’s got his own island in the Caribbean, you know, as well as secret to eternal youth.
If those trousers got any tighter the future of the Murs dynasty might be in peril, but it’s the cheeky smile that really does it for us.
If he were any prettier he’d have to join The Saturdays. Can we borrow your eyelashes, Zayn? Just for a bit?
Twilight films wouldn’t have been Twilight films without at least one shirtless Taylor scene. Not to be confused with Taylor Swift: this one never went out with Harry Styles.
Talking of Harry Styles, here he is, the highest-placed pop star on the list. He’s got an eye for the older lady and he used to work in a bakery. Make up your own joke about buns, we’re busy gawking.
Hard to believe he used to be in the Mickey Mouse Club with Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and Justin Timberlake. Did the Disney producers have access to a time machine, and know they were all going to be huge?
There might not be anyone on the planet who’s as immaculately groomed as Zac. We bet there isn’t even a hair out of place on his legs.
Third sexiest man on the planet: not bad going for a father of four. Our dad has no hair and a bit of a gut. This is something Brooklyn and siblings will never be able to say.
Witness the power of Magic Mike – last year Channing languished at No 40 on our list. But once he got his kit off in a brilliant film about male strippers, he rocketed to number 2.
Is it the cheeky smile? The shy, unassuming demeanour? The Olympic medal? The ITV weekend light-entertainment show? Or the amazing physique that the 18-year-old regularly displays in a pair of Speedos while jumping off a ten-metre board? It’s definitely the last one. Congratulations, Tom – you are the Hottest Man On Planet Earth. Heatworld users have spoken.
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