After days of teasing us, we finally got to see perhaps the best entrance into the jungle ever, thanks to Sinitta and Pat Sharpe. Despite the first bunch of celebs avoiding a night in the cave like the plague, the newbies decided to brave it. We say brave, but that’s about as accurate as Simon Cowell saying he doesn’t dye his hair.

Watching Sinitta jump around screaming, like Casper the friendly ghost playing a terrifying game of hop-scotch, has to be our favourite moment of the show so far. But the cockroaches weren’t the only pests in the cave. We knew Pat was a ‘ladies man’ (a.k.a. perv), but making Sinitta get undressed ‘to block the holes’ is a trick even Mark Wright hasn’t tried.

Mark meets his idol! Sort of...

Mark and Pat had more than chat-up techniques to discuss though, when he entered Crock Creek. It turns out, by massive coincidence, that Fun House is Mark’s “favourite show in the whole entire world”. Hmm, was that a bit like when you said to Arg “you’re my bestest friend in the whole world” and then you shacked up with Anthony Cotton? Eh? LIAR!

Sorry, we’re just a bit protective of Marg. Besides, Team Mony doesn’t have the same ring to it. Or Team Mat. We’ll forgive you though Mark, JUST, seeing as you got naked. Did they say they’d lost the Celebrity Chest? Because it looked a lot like they’d won in our opinion.

Fatima vs Dougie!

Is it just us, or is Fatima Whitbread getting more muscly? If you took off the heads, her body is morphing slowly in to Mark’s. It’s hardly surprising then, that as Dougie foretold, “She will destroy me, she will whoop my ass” in the ‘Rat Run’. He put in a darn good effort, bless him, but Fats was on a mission.

It was the first trial we’ve seen where the ‘critters’ actually looked more scared of a celeb, than it did of them. Did you see the Komodo dragon? That was pure fear in its eyes as Fatima charged at it like a gorilla on heat, poor thing.

Crock and Rock combine!

We’re extremely glad to say that the two camps have finally merged. Not because they’re all together and it’s nice (blah blah), but because we’re hoping this means Jessica-Jane will stop calling Willie Carson ‘Daddy’. It makes us want to take a shower and we only have so much soap. Either way, we can’t wait to see how everyone copes and more importantly, how Sinitta handles her trial!

What do you think of Team Mony? Does Mark really know who Pat is? How will Sinitta do in her trial? What did you think of Mark’s mankini? How will they cope as one camp? Thoughts please…