When Mark Wright entered the I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here jungle we didn’t quite know what to expect from the laddish The Only Way Is Essex star.
While he’s proved himself to be a bit of sweetie, he’s also taken his clothes off a lot. And for that we salute him. After showing off an impressively peachy bottom in last night’s show, we thought it was time to pay tribute to Mark, the man and his body. So enjoy….
On his “mealworm”:
"Emily must come with me to the shower. She's going to see loads of mealworms floating about but she can see my mealworm 'cos it's cold in that pond.”
Well, it’s good to keep expectations low, we suppose
On his treasure chest challenge with Emily Scott:
“I ended up landing on top of her by accident!”
Yeah, of course you did!
On fancying Emily:
“I used to fancy you when I was young. You used to do magazine, right? They were my perving years when I used to buy all those magazines. I was about 19."
Er, how charming!
On his bro-mance with Antony Cotton
“I think I’m falling in love with ya! You’ve always got a good come back that’s why I do love ya.”
Don’t listen, Arg! It’d just a silly holiday bro-mance - it doesn't mean anything!
“I love her so much and if I kiss her I just want to get into bed with her.”
Maybe don't mention that when Emily is about?
Has Mark (and his pleasing habit of not wearing much clothing) won you around? Do you think he deserves to be crowned King of the jungle?