“I am a figment of your overactive imagination!”

About me

I'm a fun-loving criminal with a twisted sense of humour and a warped mind to match. I enjoy getting sozzled and dancing on tables, lusting after men that I can't have and generally having as much fun as I can whilst still retaining a modicum of dignity (

My claim to fame...

I did a brief stint of work experience with Elle Magazine South Africa when I was 15 which included writing a film review & picking out clothes for a fashion shoot which was published in the Christmas issue!