Hi, I'm Wilmalina

A member since 22 September 2007

Name

Wilmalina

Age

Country

United Kingdom

Hometown

Reading

Occupation

S.I Co-ordinator and part time stripper

Star sign

Gemini

Favourite films

Borat
The Messengers
Back To The Future (1,2 & 3)

Fave TV shows

Friends (yes still love it)
Enders
Big Brother

Fave book

HEAT MAG

Fave party song

I'm In The Mood For Dancing - The Nolans

Fave sad song

It Must've Been Love - Roxette

Fave holiday destination

MALIA BABY

Fave shop

River Island

Celeb crush

LL Cool J

Celeb style icon

Stacey Slater/Mercades from Hollyoaks

“My great, great grandfather was a Lord back in the days of yore! No, seriously!”

About me

I work as a solutions implementation co-ordinator for a large telecoms company by day (basically means I order stuff and go on Heatworld all day!) and I strip for chocolate buttons and Krispy Kremes by night (HONEST!)

Wilmalina Simpson

Choo Choo

Bit drunk at Reading Festival

Me and Mr Wilmalina

My claim to fame...

I've met Lenny Henry TWICE! Once he asked me to watch his daughter for him whilst he got changed at a swimming pool and another time I delivered a pizza to his house (he lives near me). AND I saw Dawn French and Keith Chegwin on the same day!!!

This week's
Burning Question

Past Burning Questions

Where are you going on holiday this year?
- I'm going to Malia and then I'm starting full time in a pub....so I'll be mostly getting pissed!
What is your biggest phobia?
- Suffocation or drowning. OR my boyfriend dumping me. Coz I love him so much.
What was your worst ever job?
- Working in Asda on the checkouts. So boring! Beep...beep...beep...beep
What's the last film you walked out of?
- I don't think I have. But I've been chucked out of a few for..erm....indecent behaviour! lol
What was your childhood teddybear called?
- Carebear. And he is a Carebear funnily enough. Original, I know! I still sleep with him every night. It gets on Mr Wilmalina's nerves!!
What's the worst thing about where you work?
- Everything. The location of the office for starters - BRACKNELL! I don't know if u've ever been here but it is a PIT! Full of chavs and pound shops!
What's the best thing about your job?
- NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT ALL! I HATE IT! HATE IT!!!!!!!
What would you do if you were given the afternoon off?
- Go and have lots of sex wiv my boyf
What's the last dumb thing you did?
- Introduced my new boyf to my mum. She was drunk and was stumbling out of the toilet with her flies undone, nice one!
What will you be doing at midday on Christmas Day?
- Still wallowing in self pity with a stonking hangover!