“i eat me shoes if i'm left alone too long.”

About me

i love to see famous people fall on their a*ses, not nasty like, just enough to make me feel a bit superior for a while. i would be a stalker but the hours are too long and the pays crap, plus i cant be a*sed to move out me chair.

My claim to fame...

i once tried a recipe out of jamie olivers cook book but it did'nt work cause i forgot to pre-heat the oven and apparently that was a critical part of the process.