After showing off her incredibly hot body on stage during her hot performance with Jay Z at the Grammys, Bey stepped onto the red carpet backstage and continued to do so.
Acres of fleshy-sheer fabric + white craft paper + spray on adhesive does not a chic gown make. Even if you do have the best figure ever. Hair and make up are still excellent, though.
We know what you're thinking, Paris Hilton's white frock isn't that bad...
And then she turns to the side and reveals acres of bod covered in diamante stripes...
And finally she shows off her back and butt. No undies necessary for Paris! The fact that it's probably that yukky flesh-coloured fabric underneath rather than Paris' actual flesh doesn't make this any less bad.
This looks like one of those colouring in games. DId you forget to finish, love?
Wearing your mum's sexy night dress because it goes with your boyf's shiny Milk Tray Man suit is never a good idea.
Pharell, our feelings of love for you are sometime too much to take but even so, this hat? We can't love this hat. It's bigger than your actual head. Are you going to smuggle your awards out under it?
Peekaboo binliner-chic. We'll pass, ta.
Alicia is gorgeous but this sheeny stretchy frock is doing nada for her pear-shaped figure.
This reminds us of that very scary preacher bloke in ye olde fright flick Poltergeist.
Madge posed with son David who was dressed in a similar suit. Madge alone? No. With David? Yeah, pretty cute.
We're so unsure what's going on with Paula's weird zebra dress we had better just leave it there.
So close and yet so far. Next time opt for a red strapless frock minus cheap-looking satin panels.
Flesh coloured leather? Erm...how very...sweaty...
Did you make this yourself? No? Well, now we feel silly.
Nope, we're not sure who Nadeea is either. But we know she is in the right style gallery here.
Step 1. Pick a gallery. Step 2. Click on it. Step 3. Have the time of your life.