As we revealed earlier, Victoria Beckham was named the world’s worst dressed woman in Mr Blackwell’s annual list – and here’s who was just behind her:
2. Amy Winehouse: “Exploding beehives above…tacky polka-dots below... she's part 50s car-hop horror.”
3. Mary-Kate Olsen: “YIKES! In layers of cut-rate kitsch, Mary-Kate's look is hard to explain... she resembles a tattered toothpick trapped in a hurricane!”
4. Fergie: “Another style-free 'Fergie' in fashion's hall of shame? Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it's all in a name!”
5. Kelly Clarkson: “Her heavenly voice soars above the rest... but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best! She may be the queen of 'Pro-Active' – but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive!”
6. Eva Green: “Stuck in neon nightmares not fit for the sane. Fashion this loud could give Bond a migraine! A profusion of confusion from toes to nose!”
7. Avril Lavigne: “Gothic make-up courtesy of the mad spatula and fashions provided by the house of Dracula!”
8. Jessica Simpson: “Forget the Cowboys. In prom-queen screams, can it get any worse? She's a global fashion curse!”
9. Lindsay Lohan: “Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low.”
10. Alison Arngrim (um, apparently she’s from Little House On The Prairie? Retro!): “Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940's fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac.”
If you’re thinking that a certain Ms Spears – last year’s joint winner, along with Paris Hilton – is conspicuous by her absence, here’s why: “For those of you who were expecting to see Britney's name adorn the 2007 list, I felt that it was inappropriate at this time to make comment, when her personal life is in such upheaval. I hope 2008 is a better year for her.” Wow, so the man does have a heart after all.
Who are the worst dressers?