You know that old saying: "Ooh, she'd look good in a bin bag, she would''? Well, it's WRONG. No one looks good in a bin bag – not even the beautiful Sarah Harding. And we know this to be fact, as the Girls Aloud singer went out in one last night alongside boyfriend Tom Crane – and looked, well rubbish. Geddit? Geddit? *Smacks head against desk.*